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Phish Confirm Summer Tour

According to multiple sources on the net, jamband Phish will not only reform for a series of shows at the Hampton Collesium in Virginia March 6-8, but the band has announced a summer tour beginning in early June and lasting through the month.

As trustafarians around the country call their investment banker, aka Mommy and Daddy, to begin securing funds for travel plans and deposits on nitrous tanks, the rumor that Phish will headline the Bonnarroo festival June 11 - 14th and restore the festival to full crunchy jamband glory after Metallica, Tool and other non-jam bands annihilated festival goers eardrums in recent years will help complete jamband fan's inner-most dreams and unlock the 9th ring of hell, thus fulfilling prophesies by Nostradamus and Tom Cruise.

Build your hippy bunker now.