Thursday, July 24, 2008

Satanic 401k Plan

Slayer Mulls Retirement.

Speed metal kings Slayer have suggested they might retire the leather pants, spiked arm bands and inverted crosses and call it day after they record and release their final album for Rick Rubin's American imprint. The band has been keeping evil alive for the past 20 years.

According to a report on, lead scream/bassist Tom Araya suggests the thought of seeing a 50 year old guy singing "Hell Awaits" or "Dead Skin Mask" is not his idea of fun:

“Seeing a 50-year-old man headbanging on stage would make me cringe. If I was watching that, I’d think, ‘Dude, you’re a little too old for that, aren’t you? You’re gonna fall off!’”

If only we could talk Metallica into hanging it up....

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